Rock: What's the thing we're squishing?
Hard Place: Oh, that's just Kallay.
Rock: Do you think we should give her a break?
Hard Place: Naaaah! She always climbs over us anyway. She'll figure it out.
Rock: I hope so! She's turning blue!
Hard Place: And red! WOW!
Rock: I know right? Cool!
Hard Place: Lean in, maybe we can get her to turn purple!
Hard Place: Hm...
Rock: I think she's fighting...
Hard Place: I think you're right.
Rock: She just kicked me in the stone.
Hard Place: I know! She got me in the crack!
Rock: This isn't working.
Hard Place: Don't give up! We're making her strong!
Rock: Maybe, but she seems sad.
Hard Place: Trust me. She'll thank us later.
*sigh* I need sleep. Or something. I just wrote a note about what my rock and hard place have been talking about lately. This is ridiculous.