i hate everyone

I Hate Everyone by Get Set Go

Some stupid chick in the checkout line
Was paying for beer with nickels and dimes
And some old man who clipped coupons
Had argued whenever they wouldn't take one
All I wanted to was buy some cigarettes
But I couldn't take it anymore so I left

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

Some fucking asshole just cut me off
And gave me the finger when I fucking honked
Then he proceeded to put on the brakes
He slammed on the brakes, but I made a mistake
When I climbed out of my van he was waiting
But he was six three and two hundred pounds of Satan

I hate everyone (4x)

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all

I bet you think I'm kidding
But I promise you it's true
I hate most everybody
But most of all I hate
Oh, I hate you

All the people on the street, I hate you all
And the people that I meet, I hate you all
And the people that I know, I hate you all
And the people that I don't, I hate you all
And the people in the east, I hate you all
And the people I hate least, I hate you all
And the people in the west, I hate you all
And the people I like best, I hate you all
Oh, I hate you all



The lyrics fit my mood today. I'm so OVER these Chicago people and their fucking lame ass tips. And other assholes who order a spicy tuna sandwich with wasabi sauce and then bitch that it's not spicy enough. Like it's MY fault that wasabi doesn't tear his mouth up! I'm tired of women who order water and a cup of soup and then sit at the table ALL night and chat (read: gossip). GO TO PANERA!! Arrogant coworkers. Nasty old men. Surprise doubles. Stupid people. It's all annoying to me today.

So I don't actually hate *everyone*. Just these window lickers.